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Some sights render us speechless while others start a flood of snarky comments. We're thinking this photo will do the latter.
Heather's caption: "The crack of the bat could be heard for a mile...while the crack of the butt could be seen for a mile!"
I would write one, but I'm busy watching golf right now. Click on "comments" to leave your caption.